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Twilight Was Have Problem

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Twilight was have problem.

"Ranbow Dash," she say, "I am have problem!"

"PROBLEM?" Rainbow Dash was ask, "I am offer help."

Rainbow Dash was offer help because Ranber Dash were Element of Loyalty. Loyalty means help friend when friend ask for help, and Twligth was ask help now, so Dahs was offer help because she was is Twighltihs friend. This was offer help now.

"Yes rainbwo Dersh, prelblem."

"What is problem?" Dash was ask now, "I am help fi can."

Dash was offer help iif can because Twilight was unicorn, and unicorn can unto magic. Dash was not unicrn she was pegasus, and pegauss can not do magic. So Dash was ask if can help because she did not know what problem is. If problem was is can magic, dash help no. If problem was not is magic, she was help.

"My broke is horn now," Twilight was point to show, "Ican no more magic."

This was serious problem, becaus Twilgiht was unicron, and unicron needs horn in order to magic. Because twilight can no horn, she can no magic, adn she can no magic this is bad. Becase twilight special teanlet is magic, and she no can magic now bad!
"No more?"

"None."

"Oh my," Rainbwo Dersh was say, "This is big problem. How are we fix?"

"I am nto know."

"Not know?"

"Not know."

this problam was now more serius. Twilthg was unricon magic, she was knowm uch thing, and  could s hwo to magic!  Twlghti was not know now no, so she was not help. Dreash was kno that as is time to help now, but was not knw to help how.

"Hw to help," Rnbw Dsh was wonder, "with seris prlbom?"

She was think for time. Twiglight was think too, but wthout magic she was have trouble think.

After time was done think, Dash was have idea.

"I am have idea, Twiglight. Here is idea."

Das was tell WigTlight idea. Giltigwt was liike idea.

"I am ilike this idea, Rinbow Dash, we is do  now?"

"Yes, we are do this diea now. Am are ready?"

"Am are ready now"

Dash was tkae tIgliht horn (borken horn was floor, Dsha was b pickup), and twgilth was take bkorn orhn that was head and was press to horn in daSh hoof. Dsha was take horn and pshu down on twiglight's head. Twightligt was try do magic, and MAGIC WORK. And she was say.

"Dash, magic work! We are can do magic to fis?"

Dash was say too, and she say:

"Yes,, we are can do, twgIlight. Do can?"

And twilight did can. And she did! And magic orwk and horn was ficx, and she was say agian and she say "Thank you" and dash was say welecome.

Twiglithg was ask if can repay.

Dash sayed no, no need caqn repqy, beause Loyalty to Friends mean no need can reapy wan Friend help.

Twighlith said "no, can reapy now this way".

And then Twghinlt was kiss. Das wash kiss back too, because dash had want kissb ut had not admit.

And thn they was have sex. THE END.
Awesome Update: My bro =ColinMLP did a dramatic reading of this. Sadly, the video I tried to make (using images he drew specifically for that purpose)... Doesn't display properly. Look here: [link]­. The audio is fine, but the images are busted for some reason. Listen to it anyway, it's awesome. As for the images... :iconhackshrugplz:

The project file (with all of the images and original audio) is available here if you feel like tinkering with it.

[Comedy] [Shipping]
Twilight has a problem, but Dash thinks she has a solution.

For this week's #MLP-WTG prompt. I think I technically was the first to finish it this week. The folder for submission wasn't up when I finished, that's for sure.

No, I did not do this over the course of fifteen minutes. And no, I did not do it because I'm not sure I'll have the time to do something more substantive this week.

Totally.
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