Pimp My Gun

Vision:

That sexy iron sight, will keep you knofe true when you are plunging you knofe into the minds and bodies of the unsuspecting prey which crowd around you, now helpless to defend themselves against this new, unimaginable threat. The addition of a mounted bipod also adds to the stability and therefore the effectiveness of the vision enhancing iron sight.

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Originality:

I can't remember the last time I saw a Knofe with an M203 and a bi-pod or a gun without the base gun body or mechanics. Truly the originality abounds in this piece. Nothing that comes before or after this piece could ever come close to even being this original and would be but a shadow of this piece's inherent greatness.

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Technique:

I feel, from your appointment selection, that your technique would be the stabbing motion of a crazed lunatic or that of recently escaped convict. However, a slashing and/or hacking technique could be adapted for situations that require such a technique. This versatility of technique easily gains you the full rating for technique.

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Impact:

The impact of this piece is astronomical, not only does a stab wound convey every ounce of energy to a single point thus resulting in the largest possible force per area-squared value, but this piece also uses simple methods such as the M203 grenade launching system to add yet another method of explosive impact. The mounting method is also unique and intuitive; being mounted whilst still allowing full blade effectiveness is not an easy feat and has been applied here flawlessly.

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Conclusions:

THIS IS THE BEST GUN EVER.
Thank you, for bringing this exquisitely master worked piece unto the world. It will truly be a beacon of perfection that even the gods themselves must recognise. Generations from now will know this device and artistic rendition thereof as the time when art and weapon became one and all was well with the world once again.

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HTH